Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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