I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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