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fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
How external is "for external use only"?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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