Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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