I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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