Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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