you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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