matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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