apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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