It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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