i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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