I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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