Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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