it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
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