what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i would punch a child for taco bell
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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