# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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