So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
COCAINE IS GR8
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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