I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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