If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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