After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
This baby is an asshole
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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