I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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