Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Randomize
