yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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