We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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