I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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