it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
