I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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