Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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