rhymes with "ouble enetration"
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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