Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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