that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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