i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
