I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
