So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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