Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
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did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
i may or may not be watching the land before time
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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