Don't you send me to vm
Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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