The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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