I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
We talked him into tasing himself.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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