Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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