I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Someone shit on the floor
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
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