I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Someone shit on the floor
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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