remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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