Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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