and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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