Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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