Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
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