Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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