Do vagina's smell?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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