I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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