Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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