i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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