yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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