Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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