Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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